The commentator, Bill Kristol, who isn’t smart enough to be compared to Mephistopheles, proposed Dick Cheney as “the most promising” GOP candidate for 2016. Cheney’s been run by remote control batteries for a long time now. He can’t go to the toilet without an aide pushing knobs.

But of course Kristol is looking at numb-nuts Cruz & Rubio (who opposes the 21st century & wants to stop it) & even a constipated evil robot looks good by comparison.