Gwyneth Paltrow is going to live for seven days on the $29 per week budget of NYC families on food stamps. It’s part of a challenge from a celebrity chef on the NYC Food Bank board.

Putting aside how massively patronizing it is, our girl is probably happy as a clam. Given the anorexia & bulimia among celebrities, she’ll probably be doubling her normal food intake. KKKKaty Windsor is still on two biscuits a day until the baby comes; then she’s back to one biscuit. So she’d be smart to get one of those charities in London that she waves for to pull the same contest.