Sepp Blatter-ass, the president of FIFA, resigned today, less than a week after being re-elected to another term. Things weren’t looking good for our man: FIFA was exposed as a criminal syndicate, the long reach of the law was circling his cement head, & he, along with other top officials, couldn’t attend the women’s soccer games in Ottawa, Canada without fear of being arrested & extradited to the US.

Our man’s resignation was probably forced on him by the big guns behind him who want to save not just the image of FIFA from infamy, but FIFA itself. There’s way too much corporate money involved to let it go down the tubes. Sending Blatter-ass packing is a damage control stunt, leaving FIFA completely corrupt & unreconstructed.