Uber-populist Hillary Clinton will join the Clooneys at a fundraiser next month hosted by billionaire & Uber company investor, Shervin Pishevar. Tickets will be $353,400 for a piece of Clinton’s soul. There’s so little left to mortgage since Israel & Haim Saban already own her.

The next day, the Clooneys will have another fundraiser at their LA mansion for the discounted rate of $33,400 a piece.

Every time George opens his mouth to talk politics & war-monger, his sex appeal drains through the floor. He’s now riding on empty & can start looking for grumpy old man roles.