One regrettable consequence of the report on CIA atrocities is that Cheney has returned from the crypt to defend torture & his criminality. Everybody likes him better dead. Even Bush is afraid of him. We await that glorious moment when he’s cemented into his tomb, delivered to hell, & millions can recite celebratory obituaries whilst they piss on his image. You won’t want to get near that crypt for the stench. Even now he clears the halls of power when he appears. The man doth reek.

Before he skulks away again in ignominy we should note his repugnant physical & moral resemblance to The Penguin from Batman, rumored to be not just his role model but his ancestry.