Do you think it’s possible the Taliban really has infiltrated the US as the right-wing claims? The Dadeville City Council in the southern state now known as Talibama passed an ordinance last month banning saggy pants in public. Councilman Frank Goodman said “I prayed about this; I know that God would not go around with pants down.” Who knew God wore clothes?
Now in a purported claim to be egalitarian, the City Council has added short shorts & mini-skirts to their dress ban. The city attorney says banning women’s attire will “take a little more creativity on my part” to write into law. Isn’t that always the case when you’re trying to cover for your racism by using misogyny? At least he can still visit his favorite porn sites to look at women’s butts.
Maybe if they build the same kind of nail salon in downtown Dadeville as they built in downtown Kabul we can still save the state of Talibama. But do we want to?
Beam me up Scotty!