A friend messaged me photos of US presidents visiting Betty Windsor & reminded me that would be among my duties if elected president. He got that wrong.

My first act as president of the US would be denounce feudalism where it exists, outlaw curtsying & kissing ass, & sever all economic & political ties with nations that still have a moochocracy. There’d be no need to end military alliances because my second act would be to dismantle the US Pentagon & start prosecutions of the CIA for crimes against humanity.

This pledge assures me I cannot win the US presidency but it does not stop me from denouncing up a storm.