Donald Trump wants Oprah as his running mate. He thinks they’d win easily because everybody loves her. Against Mike Huckabee, that’s a shoe-in. And maybe against some of the other bumble-bums too because even if Trump can’t, at least Oprah can put a coherent sentence together. She grovels for celebrity but that’s an ideal quality for the vice-presidency. Witness Biden.

The more Trump talks, the more the US electorate can’t wait to say, “Trump, you dumb-ass, you’re fired!”