Here I go laughing at my own inappropriate sarcasms again. This is my obituary from February 14, 2016 when stone-cold reactionary Supreme Court judge Antonin Scalia croaked:

“I’m taken aback by the number of FB posts celebrating the demise of that guy on the Supreme Court–good old what’s-his-name. People are dancing on his grave; some are pissing on it. Women are in the lead. Some are hauling in chips & guacamole for a big drunken bash.

Let me know if you think that’s appropriate funereal ritual for the judge or if we need to hire a mariachi band too.”