Coup d’etat at Buckingham Palace. For real!

Honestly, ff you didn’t have to stand in line at the supermarket you would never know what’s going on in this world. At least the really important things. Did you know that Charlie & Camilla have pulled off a palace coup in Buckingham? See what I mean?

Willy & Katy have been removed in a deft power play by Charlie, Betty has been exiled, & Harry won’t be allowed to date that soap opera star from the US.

The store clerk & the lady behind me in line were as outraged as I was to think the elections had preempted this news in mainstream media. You can’t trust a damn thing mainstream media tells you.