Went to a birthday party tonight for a little boy. His older brother is Miquel who I’ve known since he was two. When he was five, we went to pick him up in Mexico where he had spent the summer. He was delighted then to show me what he had learned over the summer: how to do fake farts.

Tonight, at the mature age of ten, he showed me a big sloppy blue blob which he said was his booger. At what age, does a boy grow out of gross?

I asked him & his 12-year-old cousin what they thought about the elections. Miquel said Trump was a pig for grabbing a girl “in her middle parts” & his cousin said she was moving to Canada. Out of the mouthes of babes.