According to CBS news, the FBI chief wants us to remain on high alert for ISIS recruiters. They claim ten people were arrested over the weekend for ISIS activity. Oh yeah!? Are they sure it wasn’t ordinary hooligans with firecrackers? Or maybe errant Boy Scouts up to no good?

They want us to call in suspicious activity in our neighborhoods. But likely that would only lead to high-speed chases where elderly drivers on scenic tours were carted off to Guantanamo for espionage. Who wants to risk that?

ISIS to the left of us, ISIS to the right of us, stuck in the middle with the clowns & jokers.