From my archives, January 15th, 2015:
“And while we’re engaged in this orgy of contrition, I think Muslims should collectively own up to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Previously it was thought to be from a meteorite event or possibly mischief from the House of Rothschild. Space exploration has proven the former unlikely & the latter has been exposed as anti-Semitism. Now scientists are seeing Islam written all over the event.There is also accumulating evidence of Muslim involvement in global warming & male pattern baldness. Where will this all end!?”
On January 21st, 2019, it’s still true that Muslims are implicated in global warming & male pattern baldness. The jury is still out on their involvement in the extinction of the dinosaurs.