Australian Assad propagandist Mimi Al-Laham (aka Syrian Girl or Partisan Girl) twittered that one of the reasons Syria was “invaded” is that it’s one of the only Middle East countries without a US fast food chain. So reminiscent of her boast that Assad drove a Toyota to Ghouta without armed guards to rally Syrian troops in the current genocide. More reminiscent of fascist Eva Bartlett’s claim that Syria is a secular democracy because the Assad regime doesn’t allow GMO agricultural products. Fascism can only draw on the dregs for apologetics.