Facing abandonment & public humiliation, finally grasping what a laughing stock he is to most of the human race, & hopefully facing incarceration, Trump was found grazing on the back lawn of the White House. Security guards at first mistook him for a deranged cow stuffing his face with manure but then realized most bovines have considerably more dignity than the president of the United States.

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