David Duke, the Imperial Wiz of the KKK, becomes Assadist

David Duke, the white supremacist, anti-Semitic conspiracy theorist, & former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, just came back from touring Syria as a committed supporter of Assad.

The Imperial Wizard met with the Grand Mufti & the Great Patriarch of Christians & found them both to be supporters of Assad. What really clinched the case for Assad was Duke learning that “Zionist Jews” in Israel, in the US government, & in the media are the culprits behind the war. We don’t know who Duke interviewed but they must have played his hatred of Jews like a fiddle.

According to the Imperial Wiz, “Zionist Jews” in Israel hate Assad because he supports Palestinians–which David Duke does too so he can have a real go at those “Zionist Jews” & make it seem progressive. Duke learned from his tour that “Zionist Jews” just love “jihadists” of the most murderous & destructive kind like ISIS.

Duke didn’t get to meet with Bashar al-Assad but assures us he is warmly loved & always fostering peace. After all, he is a white guy & so stylish & dapper. Like Duke.

(PS: The really scary part of this narrative is that I’ve read it all many times before in writings of pro-Assad political progressives.)