Driving home from the dog park with my brood, I made a turn off a major road on to a side street. I heard a siren behind me & saw a police cruiser with lights flashing coming in my direction from across the major road & about three blocks behind me. I knew I hadn’t committed any violations so I decided to outrace the cruiser. I made a quick left, another quick right, & another quick right & pulled off to park to fool the officer. He pulled up right next to me before I had my lights off. He must have thought he was in pursuit of a criminal but he took one look at me & the dogs & just asked if I had witnessed a fight, which I had not. Then he rolled up his window & took off. Remind me never to drive the getaway car if I take up a life of crime.