When I was in Portugal for the 1974 revolution, call me shallow, but I thought Portuguese men were the most handsome men in the world. Then in 1979, I thought maybe it was Iranian men. Later, I switched my attractions to a whole progression of nationalities until finally I thought it must be Kashmiri men who are the most handsome. I don’t know if there’s a political connection here but I do think at my age it may be time to stop this unseemly drooling.