Turns out Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe really did nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize after Trump plied him with alcohol & asked him to while visiting Mar-a-Lago. For those who think this merits ridicule: are you serious? After Kissinger won the damn thing? And Suu Kyi? The Nobel has become the laughingstock of useless honorifics of no more value than toilet paper.

(Abe & Trump at Mar-a-Lago in April 2018 by Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty Images)