Two years older & this is still the truth: old ladies don’t take any crap.

Every once in a while when someone takes umbrage at what I post, they call me an old lady used in the form of an epithet. That would be right before I bounce their asses. The old lady thing is supposed to evoke all sorts of misogynist images including wrinkles, cataracts, & senility. Unfortunately for the snot-nosed punks who taunt us, old ladies are not what we’re thought of. Tolerance for snot-nosed crap diminishes by the decade so that by the time you’re 71, you’ve had it up to your eyeballs. We wear old lady with dignity & wield it like a baseball bat. So bring it on.

(from my archives)